hasan minhaj: homecoming king transcript
Log kya kahenge? Its done. Why do you do that? And she was like, I am so sorry. It elevates your game. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. And it's wild that our kids will never know there was a period of time, in this country, where you had to make a choice between being online or being on the phone. Some people were put here to find a cure for cancer, or find a vaccine for Ebola. Yeah. Its beautiful, the sun is setting, its one of those gorgeous evenings. We can speak at home and outside. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. And usually its the kid whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh. Slapping is important. Because of her, I got to marry the love of my life. Do you ever see your parents, and you see the mortality in them? Nine in a box for just ten bucks. Get in the Camry. The immigrant car of choice. Professor X, Magneto, that close. And I never saw her again. And somehow he makes it through. Hasan Minhaj: Every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. I do. Doctor sees me. I wasnt very good. Oh, you couldnt go to prom with a white girl? I just wanted to wake up and be like, Oh, it was all a dream. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 Action / Comedy / Documentary. In 82, Seema could get Look at that red langa. [makes crushing sounds]. Hes 12 years old. But tonight is one of those nights We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska and were going to be taking photos, so we dont think youd be a good fit. Youre a good kid. And I honestly dont know who is more right. Damn! I cant date your daughter. I dont give a fuck, Uncle Sam. Im going to fucking kill you. Click. Nothing. Give me the Rajesh Rengatramana motherfucking-jananam. Like, No! God is laughing at me. Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp (1939) Aladdin series: Aladdin: (1992 & 2019) Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) Alag (2006) Alai (2003) Alaipayuthey (2000) Alam Ara (1931) Alambrado (1991) Alambrista! Now, its just kind of liberating. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. Im like, Dude, what are you doing? Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? I dont got to change who I am? Kids were losing their minds. No, no were not. I look at her, Please dont say anything. She says nothing, like a G. [laughter] Bell rings. No pepperoni! And then Hindus, they like statues. You wont. I needed money for a deposit so I called my mom. What did your mom say? My mom was like, No. Thats when I realized I dont want a toy. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? Free Wi-Fi? Reply. 30. You know how you hit that point when your parents give up on you and move on? You knew it. Can you write another? No, I cant. Its Guantanamo of the mind. Why are you telling me this right now? Every conversation with my dad is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. And while its a deeply personal show that relies on Minhajs unique experiences, the show still feels universal. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. Send that shit right now! Out of college. And you know, time has passed, and I dont really think about that day. Im like, Im in Honors Gov, I have it right here. Round them up, contain them? "The King's Jester" reps the second stand-up comedy special that Minhaj has produced and starred in. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. I had to bring it back here. Do you know when br0wn kids get slapped? And one time in middle school a girl called the house. I couldnt believe it. He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. Hes here to surprise me. 10 Surprising Facts About Hasan Minhaj (1) FTD Facts. What? You are choking. I have to tell him stories. I was like, Fuck that. Now everybodys looking at me so Ive got to improvise. No one is going to marry him. All men created equal. It says it right here, Im equal. Do you need a ride home? To know that generational change is possible with one choice. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Its all about location. But for me, I was born here. Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. Is Hasan there? What you want, Alice? I was like, Im going to die a virgin. Im in Geometry with Hasan. I am Jon Stewart. Shes like, Hey. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Shes like, Wait up. I was like, Whats up? Oh, that was crazy back there. Raj is a good person and so am I. Reply, son. I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this. Hasan Minhaj ( / hsn mnh ( d) / HUSS-n MIN-hahzh, -hahj; [a] born September 23, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host of Indian descent. You knew how hard it was for me, and then I was so insecure at that age that I couldnt date another white person, because I was afraid of not being able to be with them, because of the color of my skin. Everybodys afraid of everybody. So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. I was like, Yeah, you know, I decided not to go. The courage to do what is right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. The show more or less concludes with Minhaj accepting that advice, letting the hatred leave his heart. Its Jewish Yoda. Thank you.. JOIN NOW I hear footsteps. Boom! Oh, my God, these br0wn people Oh, jeez. Then the following Monday, during first period she finds me. Thats my bike. Do you want it? I cant die. Dont do that. Its a very heavy ring. Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. Here you go, Aisha. He looks at me. You know the way our family is. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. Almost 700 people. Ive never gotten a sunburn. Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. Look at his brother. And I didnt know what that meant. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Thank God Jeff took her. I love you guys. Shes like, I wish I could have gone with you. I want that bike. But I was like, Hang on to your cards. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. Alright, maybe I didnt cure it, but everyone has a purpose. If you go home and are honest, your parents will be like, Even though I disagree with you, I respect your candor. You ever seen an Indian kid win a spelling bee? Do you understand whats about to go down? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant parents. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. But I had to ask her the question that were all thinking. Im supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dream and protect her. The surgery is that risky. If you're unfamiliar with Minhaj, chances are you've seen him lately. But on that day, on that special day, I couldnt have been more proud to be her Hasan bhai. Is that pepperoni pizza? So cool. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. Mom walks through. He cant do this. Weeks go by. But Davis was, like, super white. Were sitting on my living room table. 10:50. Its a bracket with everybodys name on it leading up to the big dance. How many times behind closed doors do we complain about racism in our community? Minhaj asks. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. She gets in the car. Directed by: Christopher Storer Toys R Us. Whatever. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Someone whos not in our tribe. Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, give it to me right now. Youre my white prince., Dont you realize what happened in that moment? Hasan, were normal. There were so many levels. Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. Mom, Dad, a school friend is coming over. You know, I kept doing comedy. Shes like, Do not make contact. Im like, Tell me what I want to hear. Need closure? 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. I would love to hear that story., Tell me more. What? Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. I hope she has a good personality. Now blood is gushing down my arm, and Im pissed, Im fucking mad. Hasan bhai! All the kids at the urinal are like, Uh! And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom game. Look at how big his name is. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. So Im going to be with him because its right. Birthdays arent their thing. ' I ran home, I was like, Dad, I would like to go to prom. [speaking Hindi] Which means, I will break your face. Duly noted, father. Bethany, situation at home. Im not Saddam.. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 12m | Stand-up Comedy Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. The bar is way too high. And Aisha senses it. But Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi, voice becomes more insistent] Hasan, you have to be brave. Um Nobody Nobody has ever asked me that before.. I still cant understand some of you. So, Hasan, be brave. What are you into? I was like, What?, What do I like? I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. You get it, right? Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Youre doing comedy now. Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Nothing. Marry a white girl? Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. I grew up here. Her house, my house. This paper aims to explore the humour discourses of American Muslim standup comedians in response to Islamophobia in the post 9/11 era. Just the two of us trying to make it in America. But then she would go back to India. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King TV Special 2017 TV-MA 1 h 13 m IMDb RATING 8.2 /10 7.6K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:21 1 Video 3 Photos Comedy In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? Yes. A buddy of mine sends me this screengrab. This is a real show about a white kid that gets slapped at a birthday party. Dad, I love her, she loves me. Only 32 years old, Minhaj recently performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner and is a regular correspondent on The Daily Show. Isnt that how all this stuff happens? Its so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. Be proud. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. Right? I would get, like, Hanson Minaja Sahan Minha. Saddam Hussein. It was my English teacher. Thats a big hand. Walk in there, be cool. Ill bike to your place, we dance it up, and if I die, I had a great run. You know? Why? Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? How is this possible? Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. you move on to different chapters of your life. Thats you. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. You cant do that. Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. God made Black saints. Im not proud and no one is proud. Brunettes? Please dont say anything. All the time. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. She closes her book. Too real? Were auditioning. Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam. Youve got leverage. I understand. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. Walk in there and just own it. We put that in our car. Im here to talk about prom. [laughter] And her face went white. His story may be different than yours, but were all here together in, as Minhaj describes it, this fair and lovely world., Homecoming King I was a lover. Daily Show, Fox News, five avenues away from each other. I need her, Dad. Wait, Im standing there on that doorstep, like, Wait, you want me to change my life because of log kya kahenge? [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. Get into Stanford.. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so its one year down, forever to go. Coming Soon, Regal "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King," Mr. Minhaj's rambling one-man show at the Cherry Lane Theater, has enjoyable moments but lacks the arc and insight that turn stories told among friends into . Made for a better tweet though. I mean, dances are overrated. The Closer is a 2021 American stand-up comedy special written and performed by Dave Chappelle for Netflix.It was directed by Stan Lathan and recorded over the course of seven sold-out performances at The Fillmore Detroit, which ran from August 10 to 15, 2021. There are uncles here. Cool. I just walk up and Im like, Alright, yeah. You know, they say every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. So one day he gets up in front of the entire class. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: Hasan Minhaj: Nobody Cries At A Joke. Im fucked. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. Be like this, dude. Fine. I would have gotten a slap. I missed that girl. This is what I do. Br0wn love is very conditional. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. Homecoming King, the story of the "New Brown America," is based on true events from Minhaj's first generation Indian-American experience. At an interview, this lady said, Describe your earliest birthday memory. I was like, Do I have to? So Im six, Im turning seven. We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. One night, were on the living room table. Its what every generation did before you. His Netflix show Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj won two Peabody Awards and two Webby Awards . Dont clap. 7:07. Thank you for the opportunity. I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. Thats a hand. I put on the JC Penney suit. 26 letters in the alphabet, right? Hes walking through the tunnel where the guests come, so hes just back-lit. How easy is my name? But its too much. When you see someone from your past, all of a sudden, youre that age again. Hasan, get up! You dont want to overkill it with the MJ cologne. I need you. You know what the shitty part is? And Aisha hates that story. Fox News is incredible. He would check to see if the coast is clear and hed slap the shit out of me. During this period, he also appeared in the films "Rough Night . Theyre like, Oh! We go, Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday! And thats what makes us tough and resilient. Are you fucking kidding? He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. Everyones, How did it go? Youre like, Positive thoughts. No, its not happening. No, wait. When is she coming back? I heard an audible Oh! Alright. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. One night she was like, Hey, come over. I bike over to her place, white picket fence, McMansion, Ford Expedition, Eddie Bauer edition. Hey, do you believe in God? Your email address will not be published. Who was I to ruin their picture-perfect celebration? I love you guys. This is new br0wn America. We buy into it. Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. Thats a statement. Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. Cloth interior for life. Howve you been? #MrP. Never happened. I was like, Oh, hey, whats up? 86% - Audience. Not going to be a doctor? Ten syllables. It was a big deal for a lot of us. Thank you. Oh, no! A kid has to get shot 16 times for us to be like, Maybe we have a race problem. For every Trayvon Martin or Ahmed the clock kid, there is bigotry that happens every day. I hear a voice. Now that the balls in our court, and were gonna be bigoted to another community? I hated her. I have opinions. No, you dont. No beef! Right? [audience sighs] And shes like, Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? I hear thud, thud, thud outside. Cinemark I said, Wait, let me walk you out. So Im walking her out. Lets move to the US where were the only people that know each other. Im so grateful for that decision. I was like, I made it! You choked, right? He may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero the Muslim world needs. Batman versus Bill Maher. I write the piece, go to New York. I was very emo. Im doing that right now. I was like, Why? You know when I emigrated to this country in 1982, I thought if I let you go to a school dance, you would join a gang, get a girl pregnant and become a drug dealer, in one night. Shes crying. "Homecoming King" blends soulful intimacy and wry satire, equal parts profound, illuminating, delightful, personable, and witty. Also, remember, parents respect honesty. No more birthdays. What have you done? Im like, Have you heard of Pizza Hut? [laughter], Then he steps into the light, and hes shorter than I thought. Are you fucking kidding me? They did this to me. Dont be tacky. Dad, youre the guy that will argue with the cashier at Costco when he doesnt let you return used underwear. And, like, she learned English. Im home. Phone Number (954)-871-1411. 1) Storytelling has power. Ah, you kill me!, Thats the way our parents are, right? And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys. Im going to do that, then Ill come home. And I did a set at the Comedy Store. Im walking to my locker. Youre a fucking idiot. And everyones like, Oh, the atheist prophet speaks! So this clip went viral, him and Ben Affleck. Go for it. See you next week. Therapy is bullshit. Why arent you laughing? Its like living in North Korea. So my slacks dont get caught up in the chains. I had to bring it back here. Six years old, Janice Malo. Weve all been there. Shwarma time! I love that so much. ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. Coming into our house eating our Fruit Roll-Ups they dont speak the language I say we tell them to go back where they came from. Hes like, You cant say that. So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. Hello, who is this? Hi, its Alice. Like, Pioneer I grew up here. Aisha goes, Come home, now. I was like, I got a set at the Comedy Store. These kids know where we live, theyre timing this, so theyre watching us. You should be proud. Who is proud? Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Have you heard of Seema? Ira Glass says children are our future.. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. Phone rings. She runs up to me and hugs me. But on that night, September 12th, it was the first night of so many nights where my familys loyalty to this country was under attack. I could feel it, like hed slapped me in a previous life. The night of prom rolls around. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. Keywords: high school stand-up comedy immigrant experience. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix. Coming Soon. Hey, audition for The Daily Show. I submit a tape. Terms and Policies What happened was, my dad would go back and forth to India to visit my mom, and during one trip he knocked her up. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. You know what I mean? Thats Tinder with no photos. Just to see her one last time. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. No one did that for that photo. I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. Not us. [raucous laughter]. Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. Youre good. Weve all been there. I cant hear you, Dad. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. Its not traditional standup comedy, but Minhaj still expertly sets up jokes and calls back to many of them throughout the show. This has, um This has been a very good year for me. No one ever did that at my school. Were doing integrals. Good job? You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on, and bring over this FOB. You pop out. We decide to move in together. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. We can speak two languages. Very heavy. Thats why I brought you here. Rajesh Rengatramana How does she make love? I wanted to protect you. Im so excited. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. Oh, 15,000 miles. I saw her in the sandbox. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. I call my dad, he says Good job. What? And he goes, Hey, man, relax. And shes like, Dad, I did not fly out from Philly for this. 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